101+ Best Las Vegas Quotes

101 Best Las Vegas Quotes

Vegas Quotes:  Are you looking for the best quotes about Vegas?  This list contains Las Vegas Quotes, Vegas captions, and Instagram captions and quotes for Vegas.

I’ve been to Vegas more times than I can remember count and I have to say writing each of these Sin City Las Vegas Quotes below brought a smile to my face.

Whether you are heading to Vegas for a girls weekend or Bachelor party you are sure to have a great time.  You can even check out my First Timer’s Guide to Las Vegas for tips and tricks. You can also check out my post on the Best Airbnbs in Las Vegas.

And remember to use the hashtag #wheninVegas for your Instagram photos.

It makes no difference when you visit Las Vegas. There is never a dull moment when you have anything special to do.

You can arrive with no plans and the city will prepare everything for you. Las Vegas is a wonder of fun, with its variety of shows, exquisite cuisines, stunning scenery, and eccentric people. Most people came in for a weekend of excitement and left with more stories than they could remember.

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There’s more to Las Vegas than nightclubs and partying. It’s a place where you can find something to fit your tastes while remaining true to yourself.

With society, community, work, families, and everything else telling us how to be and behave, Las Vegas is a great place to reconnect with our true selves. A place where you can let your inner child run wild and enjoy life in ways you’ve never seen before.

Best Quotes about Las Vegas

Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada.

Viva, Las Vegas.

Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Las Vegas is a 24 hour city and it never stops.

“If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.” – Tony Curtis

“Las Vegas is sort of like how god would do it if he had money.” –Steve Wynn

I apologize in advance for my behavior in Vegas.

“Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.” —Jonathan Clements

Thoughts and Vegas quotes

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks–it says, “Goodbye.” -Frank Sinatra

Vegas hair, don’t care.

Heading to Las Vegas, be back never.

Las Vegas Sayings to Sum up the City

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks–it says, “Goodbye.” -Frank Sinatra

In Las Vegas, it’s hard to decide which of the things you swore you’d never do again you’re going to do first.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Las Vegas is calling and I must go.

Quotes about Las Vegas City

Wake me up when I’m in Las Vegas.

Vegas lights and beautiful nights.

I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas. – Drew Carey

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.

Famous Las Vegas quotes

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. -David LaChapelle

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse. -Merv Griffin

“I just love coming to vegas. There is always a good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy. Every experience I have had here is fun, and everyone is in a good mood; they are happy, and they let it go. I like that. It is refreshing to me.” – Kelly carlson

“What happens in vegas stays in vegas … but that doesn’t matter when you live there.” – Michelle madow

“It is not economic development; it’s about taking money out of the consumer economy and shipping it off to las vegas.” – John warren

“Las Vegas was like that. There was a visceral attraction here. The bold promise of money and sex. But the first was a broken promise, a mirage, and the second was fraught with danger, expense, physical and mental risk. It was where the real gambling took place in this town.” – Michael connelly

“Remember, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you.” – The hangover

“Man, I really like Vegas.” – Elvis Presley

“Marriage is a big deal. But who’s to say I’m not going to pull a vegas and get married to see what it’s like for a minute?” – Lindsay lohan

“I was born out of a vegas marriage: my parents got married three days after they met.” – Elle King

“The opportunity to be a star chef, to imagine it would be here in Las Vegas, I couldn’t comprehend it.” – Guy fieri

“I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the mirage in Las Vegas.” – Dennis Rodman

Interesting quotes about Vegas

Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go to Vegas. -Anonymous

Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. -Jason Love

The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster. -Jace Clayton

Las Vegas: all the amenities of a modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.

Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.

Las Vegas is a 24 hour city and it never stops.

Keep calm and play poker.

Keep calm and go to Vegas.

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

“In Vegas, it’s not pre-drinking, it’s brunch.”

“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…along with my dignity.”

“Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.” – Linette Lopez

“The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary.” – Chris Bachelder

Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas. – Drew Carey

Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy. – Michael Mcdonald

Gambling & Las Vegas quotes

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks–it says, “Goodbye.” -Frank Sinatra

“Going to Vegas and not gambling is like going to a restaurant and not eating.”

“Life is more fun with games.”

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. -Hunter S. Thompson

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks. It says, “Goodbye.”

In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time. -Artie Lange

Clever Las Vegas quotes

In Las Vegas, it’s hard to decide which of the things you swore you’d never do again you’re going to do first.

 Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven might look at night.

Vegas is the answer, no matter the question.

There are no clocks in a Las Vegas gambling casino.

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Keep Calm and go to Vegas.

You glow, girl.

City of lights, smiles, and memories.”

“Shiniest place on Earth.”

“The sky’s the limit.”

The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas. – Michelle Madow

Meanwhile in Vegas …

Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night. – Chuck Palahniuk

Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy. – Michael Mcdonald

What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone.

Las Vegas is calling and I must go.

Las Vegas my favorite desert mirage.

Everything and anything you want to do, you can do it in Las Vegas.

Las Vegas puns

Alcohol you later.

Las Vegas is no desert Mirage.

Hoover Dam, I’m glad to be in Nevada!

Come on baby light my Valley of Fire.

Texas Fold-em

She’ll be coming around the fountain.

Beauty and the Bellagio.

Whatever floats your gondola.

Ready. Set. Vegas

Funny Las Vegas quotes

Las Vegas stole a pizza my heart.

The sky’s the limit.

The shiniest mirage.

The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster.

The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas.

Talk to the palm trees, please.

Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.

I’d just like to apologize in advance for my behavior in Vegas.

I’m always in ’Paradise’ when I go to Vegas

Conclusion: Las Vegas Captions and Quotes

I hope you enjoyed this list of Vegas vacation quotes. Did I miss any funny quotes about Las Vegas? Let me know your favorite funny Vegas quotes.

Check out my other posts on Las Vegas and the surrounding area:

Best Day Trips from Vegas

National Parks near Vegas

Las Vegas to the Valley of Fire

Best Hikes in Red Rock Canyon

Best Hikes near Las Vegas

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Nicole is a travel expert who has been traveling to the American Southwest since 1992. There is so much to see and do in Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Nevada, and California. I spend part of the year in Phoenix and travel around the area visiting all the best places and going on the best hikes. Check out my detailed destination guides, the best hiking in each state guides, and the travel gear you need for your next trip.

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